It takes a village. And the village is you.
Pretty much sums up my life http://reasonsmysoniscrying.tumblr.com/ Here are a few of my own:
He crawled under the table and now cannot get out while standing up without hurting his head.
I wouldn’t let him use the permanent marker on our bedsheet.
The fridge magnets won’t stick on the wall.
The laptop charging cable won’t fit in the USB port.
I won’t let him poke my eyes out.
Every day you think you’ve figured out the magic formula to put the baby to sleep, and every day they prove you wrong.
Baby wakes up in the morning and does the Gangnam signature step before he can even open his eyes. #likeaboss
Baby emptied a box of tissues while I wasn’t looking. On seeing my horrified face, he promptly offers me one & signals me to blow his nose.
“When your toddler needs blanket help 6 or 7 times in the night, just remember, it take a village. And the village is you” - @HonestToddler
Bought a dozen colorful plastic cups for some stacking fun with the boy. Now I have a pile of plastic scrap stomped upon by a one year old.
Boy feigns total ignorance when asked to blow his nose into a tissue. But does it perfectly fine when my dupatta is offered. #lesigh
Baby is going crazy with iPad orientation change by rotating it non-stop. #dogchasingtail
Baby finally getting his top two teeth - good. Baby incessantly grinding them with his bottom two teeth - not so good.
Bachcha has learnt how to uncap pens. Bye bye clean walls, it was nice while you lasted.
Currently watching the baby bang his head in the wall intentionally, then proceed to slap it while saying “happ”. Rinse. Repeat.