It’s amazing how little it takes to make my toddler laugh. That, why do we lose that as we grow up?
The boy has dismantled a bottle of talcum powder and emptied the contents. On the bright side, the dustbin has never smelled nicer. #crie
The boy has no interest in the alphabet but is fascinated by shapes and keeps pointing out triangle, pentagon, octagon and what not!
Q: If you leave a toddler in the room with a glass of juice, who will have more juice…the bed or the floor?
Doubt we’re going to the park today. Sometimes I wonder if they had me just for the Facebook photos. - @HonestToddler
'Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened”. Yeah, try explaining that to a two year old whose toy train ride just over over.
Every time the boy sees me put on the headphones, he promptly goes “Ma, meeting”
MY LIFE > RT @HonestToddler Adults, I don’t know what ur life was like before kids but whoever told you that Saturdays are for resting, lied
That feeling when you are waiting for your friends to watch an episode/movie so that you can go over the best moments together.
Every once in a while I crave a vacation and I take a two hour trip to the local mall with the toddler, making sure all cravings go away.
“@TheInsaneSane: According to my parents, every problem has only one solution, “Wo phone phenk de pehle””